This meme has been making the rounds on several of the websites I visited, so I decided to play along. We’ve all used Google to see what our alter egos are up too.

For this version, you plug in your name in the search bar along with “needs” and then post your results.

Below are some of my favourites:

• Christine needs to stop looking at clothes.

• Christine needs a personal assistant.

• Christine needs to go back and read some of her earlier books, and remember what made them great.

• Christine needs a couple of quiet days just resting.

• Surrounded by men, Christine needs some sort of female support system.

• Christine needs her own reality show.